Kiam-siap or bo-chap?

"Urh, do you know where can I get more paper for photostating?"
"Can I borrow stapler?"...
"Can I have more bullets?"...
"Hole puncher?"...
... eh, when did I become a "stationerian"?

Haha... someone then whispered ONE sentence to me (in a relatively joking tone) and ask me to use it next time:
"Eh, I also have UHU glue, calculator, pens, mechanical pencils, pencil leads, highlighters, erasers, rulers, scissors, penknives, paperclips, compass, rubberbands, liquid paper... do you need it too?"
So funnie... hmm, usually my brain is not fast enough for this kind of witty response...

Come to think of it, do you "work" at a place without the MUST-HAVE stationery even after two weeks?