Obvious horoscope?

Was flipping TODAY online and saw 'my horoscope today' that says...

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may have put on a couple of unwanted pounds during the past couple of days. Spend some time at the gym to ensure you will move into the new year in great condition, able to wear those new outfits.

These two lines are a sure hit. Festive holiday is a sure good excuse for many people to feast on sinful treats. Then the after-effect is... oh, I've eaten too much and I need to diet/workout/slim down. I think I can insert these statements under any zodiac signs and I think I can easily hit it right 9 out of 10 times. Even thin and skinny people would be included in that nine (it's amazing how and why "skinnies" are also frantically slimming). I had witnessed a skinny gal at a Guardian counter buying Xtreme for herself... *mad* (and I overhead the cashier commented to her colleague that she "blah blah...gila...blah" and I grinned. Despite that I only know this word "gila" in a strings of words of another language, I understood what she meant. kekek... and I purposely nodded to her and repeated "yup, I think she's gila too"... hahah... and she went into the "oops" mode.

-- Even walls have ears, not to say public places. Time to served me liao (cos I'm the next in queue) and save the gossips to the end of the day.

*The horoscope, though obvious, reminded me that I need to exercise liao...